Lewis Hamilton wins the chaotic 2008 Australian Grand Prix.
McLaren
Lewis Hamilton - P1
Heikki Kavalainen - P5
Keeping his head above the roaring waves of catastrophe, Lewis stayed in front and brought the car home. Heikki did pretty well except for one little blunder down the main straight where he hit the speed limiter while pulling a tear off away.
Ferrari
Felipe Massa - Retired (Engine Failure)
Kimi Raikkonnen - P8 - Retired (Engine Failure)
The Ferraris had a miserable day without either driver making it to the end. Presumably they had some form of valve failure on both cars. Reliability issues aside, neither driver was really putting in a descent drive. They both made ridiculous mistakes and showed an overall lack of concentration.
BMW
Nick Heidfeld - P2
Robert Kubica - Retired (Accident)
After putting in a great qualifying performance, Robert Kubica had a horrible race. Not entirely through any fault of his own, he was hit in the back behind the pace car by Kazuki Nakajima. After that he was pretty well off the pace for the rest of the race. Nick Heidfeld on the other hand quietly did his job as he always does and brought in a great second place finish. All in all, BMW Sauber should be proud of their new found pace and what looks like a very bright future for this season.
Williams-Toyota
Nico Rosberg - P3
Kazuki Nakajima - P6
Leading what many hope to be a resurgence of Williams, Nico Rosberg drove an excellent race bringing his Williams-Toyota home in third. His rookie teammate, which we will call "Spaz" Nakajima showed that he was ready for F1 by slamming into the back of Robert Kubica behind the safety car and then actually finishing the race in sixth. Did he find one of Schumi's lucky charms in the paddock somewhere?
Renault
Fernando Alonso - P4
Nelsinho Piquet - Retired (Accident)
Getting one over on McLaren, Fernando Alonso finished ahead of Heikki Kovalainen in fourth place. He squeezed everything possible out of the current Renault F1 offering. Nelsinho Piquet didn't come close finishing only thirty of the fifty eight laps.
STR-Ferrari
Sebastien Bourdais - P7
Sebastian Vettel - Retired (Accident)
After the other Sebastian retired early, this Sebastien went on to have a great first grand prix finishing seventh. For a while he was even holding off some of the bigger players until they got the better of him. Good showing for our old Minardi team which we just learned is currently up for sale. Where's my wallet?
Toyota
Timo Glock - Retired (Accident)
Jarno Trulli - Retired (Electrical Failure)
Super Aguri
Takuma Sato - Retired (Transmission Failure)
Anthony Davidson - Retired (Accident)
Red Bull-Renault
David Coulthard - Retired (Accident)
Mark Webber - Retired (Accident)
Force India-Ferrari
Adrian Sutil - Retired (Hydraulic Failure)
Giancarlo Fisichella - Retired (Accident)
Honda
Jenson Button - Retired (Accident)
Rubens Barrichello - DSQ (Exited pits under red light)
Complete Finishing Order